I. Am. Going. To. The. Kennel.

It's a sad, sad day. They broke the news to me.


I. Am. Going. To. The. Kennel.


I am also offering the following once-in-a-lifetime rewards to anyone who can talk them out of this appalling idea:
1) 20 rawhides
2) 10 pieces of bite-sized organic beef or pork jerky or a mix of both, whichever you prefer
3) any 1 of my squeaky toys
4) 5 pieces of 3" x 3" cheese
5) 1/2 tin of milk bone dog biscuits


Hell, I'll even throw 1/4 bottle of my bad breath banisher if you can get me out of this.


Thanks in advance,
Ginger (xoxo)